ALEX THE PISTACHIO

otterboxes:

don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

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attractiveblogger:

the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.

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